Welcome to my World!

Name: m.London. Yes, London is my actual middle name. As for the rest...umm, this is online...I DON"T KNOW YOU! XD. And yes, I've heard the "London Bridge Is Coming Down" song a million times, and I don't need to hear it anymore.

What chu look like? Well, I'm about 5'6, Brn/brn with gold locks, and....wait a sec....unless you can see me through your monitor, why the hell would you give a damn about this?

Area: I can be found lurking somewhere in a large-Midwestern city.

Chronological Age: 30-something

Mental Age: About half of actual age..never said I was the most MATURE person out there..

Nicknames and SNs: London, Pahket, Anouke

Pak-what? Actually both Pakhet and Anouke are Egyptian goddesses of war. Pakhet only comes out at night, riding on a lion in the desert, while Anouke carries a bow and arrows and is actively involved in delivering smackdowns to those who deserve them. Pakhet literally translates into "She Who Snatches" which can be taken a lot of ways, both positive and negetive. I've been fascinated with Ancient Egyptian culture since I was a kid, and wanted a SN to reflect that.

Hey baby, wot's your sign: Leo, baby! Also born in the year of the Rooster, ad a fire sign to boot! Oh, the angst!

Loinfruit: One, nicknamed Kupo.

Furry Loinfruit: Okay, so they aren't actually fruit of my loins, but i love them just the same. I have a cat named Danger Kitty and a dog named Hellfang. And yes, both are crazy.

Hey, what's up with all the pseudonyms? Get real. Unless you are a stalker or someone else in desperate need of a life, you do not need to know my last name, son's name, cat/dog/fish/whatever name. I save that for people whom I know in IRL. The deal is you come here to amuse yourself by reading this crap, and I put it up. Nowhere does it say that I have to give out actual information that could help malcontents find me.

Status: I have status? Yay! Um, anyways, to make a long story short, got out of a 13-year relationship that honestly should have ended a few years earlier than what it did (and made most Third World currency look stable) a few years back. The jury's still out on whether or not that constitutes a divorce common-law style, or whether I was just a fool. Now currently in a stable relationship where actual communication goes on and where flinging of household appliances and furniture is not a weekly occurence. Go me!

Where the pics at? I'll bet you're ugly! See the "what chu look like" section of the page. If you're not satisfied with that, oh well. As for me being ugly, yes I am. I am one-legged with a kickstand, and toothless to boot, and the last time I got on a livestock scale, I weighed about a good 280. Now, begone with you.

Tats: Three, very discreet and tastefully done. I believe that if you're going to get something that you will be stuck with for the rest of your life, it should have some form of personal meaning.

Occupation: Currently a designer/jackofalltrades for a non-for-profit. And yourself?