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Saturday, April 17, 2004 I can't wait to move out of this place. I was in the bathroom yesterday when I noticed that the crack between the wall and the floor appeared to be...moving. "WTF?" I thought, as I bent over to get a closer look. All of a sudden, like a volcanic eruption, a HUGE mass of ants exploded from the crack. And not your common small ant variety. The mean, black, half-inch long, hard-to-kill variety. Me: (stomping madly) "IIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Me: (stomping madly while knocking off ants that have climbed up my legs) IEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I honestly wish that I was stretching the truth here for drama's sake, but alas, I am not.
Note to people who are currently apartment hunting who fall in love with a place, only to see "a few ants" in the kitchen or bathroom: Unless you are planning to have the place completely fumigated BEFORE you move in, JUST SAY NO. Don't be like me. I was too busy searching for mouse and roach droppings that I let the ants go right over my head. And now I am suffering. On the other hand, this could be a definite lease-breaker on my end. I did NOT sign up to live in a giant version of an ant farm. Kaonashi kicked ass and took names @ 01:54 PM CST Thursday, April 8, 2004 Damn! Was I the only moron that went to the video store on Tuesday to rent a copy of Kill Bill, only to be told that it would be available NEXT WEEK? God, I hope not. Kaonashi kicked ass and took names @ 05:41 PM CST Wednesday, April 7, 2004 Yay, I didn't get sick, thank goodness, and Ronin is all better now. I guess he had 24 hour flu or something like that. Accidently broke a pair of Kupo's glasses and had to superglue them. If you've ever used Superglue before, you know the hell I went through. I'm still pulling that crap from my fingers,and I ended up using model glue for them becuase it seems that Superglue bonds to nothing except skin. I went for a walk today to pick up some snacks for Kupo's class party tomorrow, and stopped to look at this apartment that I've been drooling at since I've moved over here. There was a guy outside washing his SUV, so I asked him were there any openings there for late June. Turns out there is, and for just a hundred bucks more than what we're paying now. A whole freaking floor. With a view of downtown thru the kitchen window to die for that's even better than what I have now. Open-floor plan. Some exposed brick. Bigger bedrooms, and nooks and crannies to install computers in. Big-ass bathroom. Room for furry children to romp and play. It was beautiful. Danger Kitty is going to lose her damn mind, because it's right across the street from a park! Apparently the guy that lives there now hasn't paid rent in over a YEAR (WTF!) and the landlady is nice, but not that damn nice. The SUV guy introduced me to his lover and their child (which was cute as a button) and their apartment is maddening because they have a duplex on the third and fourth floor that is full of plants and is almost as divine as they are. They said they are going to put in a good word for me, and gave me the landlady's info, because besides the guy downstairs being a deadbeat, he's also a crackhead that's borrowed money off them one time too many and they can't wait for his ass to get ghost. His loss, my gain! *happy sigh* Man, if I don't get this apartment...I'd just....I'd just....SHITTTTT!!!!! Kaonashi kicked ass and took names @ 09:50 PM CST Saturday, April 3, 2004 Poor Ronin. He came in early from work yesterday, sick as a dog, and went right to bed after a bout of throwing up that would have put the Exorcist to shame. I made some soup, and Kupo gave him a Sprite, but he was having none of it. Poor thing. *looks sheepish* Would it be a horribly mean thing to say "Damn! Hope I don't catch that shit!" Probably. Maybe. But it's true. Now today he feels better, but I feel a gurgling in my stomach...would serve me right for thinking such selfish things. Kaonashi kicked ass and took names @ 08:25 PM CST Thursday, April 1, 2004 Happy Fools day, everyone! Kaonashi kicked ass and took names @ 03:41 PM CST New layout, new outlook. Dropped some links, added others from sites that I go to a lot. I figure if someone doesn't want to me to link them they'll just send me an email saying so. Until then, I'm not going to worry about it. Hate Greymatter sometimes. Why are the dates gray? *stabs* Happy Birthday, Halo! Kaonashi cried @ 01:10 AM CST |
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