Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Deep Thoughts
(not really) If you were to spontaneously self-combust, would the "drop and roll" techinique they taught you in Fire Prevention Class in 3-4th grade really help you? Or would you just burn anyway?
Kaonashi kicked ass and took names @ 06:37 PM CST
Sunday, April 10, 2005
Okay, there's nasty. And then there's nasty. This creep should win a medal in the Asian Fetist Contest. No, actually he doesn't deserve an award, his ass needs to be under the jail, and his poor wife needs to divorce him STAT. Who the FUCK would even do something this nasty? Squirting semen and urine into drinks, cutting off hair, stealing underwear...simply mindboggling. I have a fit when a guy looks at me funny on the EL; I'm not violent, but if a guy tried to squirt semen on me as I was getting on a bus I would surely clock his ass. Repeately. And what's even more mindboggling is he did this to over 50 women before they finally caught him! The kicker? This mouthbreather goes to PRINCETON! Princeton, I say! Damn! >_<
Kaonashi kicked ass and took names @ 01:00 AM CST
Tuesday, April 5, 2005
This is a prime example of people with way too much time on their hands. Apparently these parents are more concerned about the color of ink that the teachers use to grade their children's papers with than the actual grades themselves. "Red is so harsh, soooo stressful!" they cry. "Can't we have another hue, you know, one that won't make lil Johnny or Clarissa...um...feel as BAD?" Let me tell you something that makes the children feel bad, you spoiled ass soccer mom bitches. "No Child Left Behind" being a complete and utter failure, as there are plenty of children being left behind. Overcrowding in schools. Funding cut so children no longer have art or music classes. Unchecked bullying. Lunch being dinner for a child because it's the end of the month and their parents are too damn broke to afford anything other than soup made out of ketchup packets. Cut tutoring programs. All these things are VALID to get upset about, not what damn color pen your child's teacher uses to correct their papers with. Now they are using purple, because purple is "more gentle." I have a verse from one of the Rollins Band songs going thru my head at this moment. What is it? Oh yeah. "GET A GRIP GET A GRIP GET A GRIP RIGHT NOW."
Kaonashi kicked ass and took names @ 02:35 AM CST
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